Books by LINDSAY PETERSEN

Books by LINDSAY PETERSEN

Pleasures & Perils

PLEASURES & PERILS

When H. G. Wells’ time machine snatches Kate Thomason from and eight-handed massage in twenty-ninety-seven to his Victorian England bedroom, the inventor and author has no idea of the woman he’s turning loose on his stodgy friends and society.

Rescued from a loveless life, Kate determines she must find the tall, witty kilted man who woos her by a singing brook and beds her on downy heather in her dreams. Surely in this new world of tempting pleasures and hidden peril, she would recognize her dream lover when they meet.

Searching for her ideal man takes her down many sensual trails, to many erotic dead-ends, but she perseveres and learns, relying on the wisdom of her heart to guide her truly. She joins Wells’ expedition to Scotland hunting for the Loch Ness Monster, trusting that somehow true love will bring her and her kilted lover together.

A romantic steampunk adventure like no other, with humor and erotic detours. Join Kate, Wells, Nicola Tesla, a disgraced poet, a loudmouth American newspaperman, a master of disguise, a pair of French scientists, a stowaway and their exasperating guide on Jules Verne’s Nautilus submarine as they try to chase down the greatest mystery of their day – and satisfy a woman’s heart.

THE WIZARDS’ DUEL

Surely you recall how Kate and Dougray saved Queen Victoria and, quite likely, the British Empire? And doubtless you’ve wondered what happened to them afterwards?

As it happens, that question may now be answered. Fate allowed Doug and Kate a few years to settle into quiet lives in Scotland; he ran the Loch Ness Monster concession, paid by local merchants for bringing customers to Inverness; and she, impatient to master the world she’d been dropped into, studied foreign languages (among them Scots), culture and martial arts. All the while Kate and Dougray wait impatiently for the chemical infertility formula from the future – Kate’s past – to wear off, allowing her to truly enter into her new life, one she could not have imagined in twenty-ninety-seven. Often she sits, considers baby names, dreaming of her sons and daughters at her husband’s hearth.

Out of nowhere Dougray is called by His Majesty’s Secret Service to investigate a threat to Tesla’s power-transmitting tower in northern Ireland, a crucial link for trade and travel by intercontinental airship. Unbeknownst to Dougray, Kate follows and witnesses a heart-stopping accident.

She vows then a journey of revenge on the saboteur, chasing him across Europe in the Orient Express to all the way to Topkapi Palace in Constantinople. Along the way Kate is guided in dance by Mata Hari, in guile by Winston Churchill and wit by P. W. Wodehouse, all the while plotting her revenge with Arsene Lupin, Nicola Tesla, Kemal Ataturk, Aleister Crowley and George Gurdjieff.

But how does she find herself in an Ottoman sultan’s seraglio, being recruited for the choir?

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AVATARS of the NEW AGE

AVATARS OF THE NEW AGE

New widow Kate Cameron ends her period of mourning and contemplation at the foot of Mt. Ararat, but she still has no idea where to go, what to do with the rest of her life – is she doomed to an existence without love? Her mentor George Gurdjieff takes her on a beautiful journey through the Caucasus, refreshing and encouraging– until the saboteur’s bomb goes off and their train derails.

It’s 1905, Tsarist Russia is struggling to decide what it will be in the twentieth century, and Kate finds herself right in the middle of the argument. She joins an odd trio of fellow travelers; a swami and a strongman escorting a traveler from Tibet bearing a long-hidden holy relic for presentation to the Tsar in St. Petersburg. In the Russian capital the four will represent the diverse peoples and strengths of the Russian Empire, avatars of the new age of technology and freedom.

Their luxurious progress on the Tsar’s special hypersteam train is beset by news of revolution and wreckage, from distant military disaster to nearby mutiny and massacres. Soon they learn a violent subversive and his mysterious master pursue them, bounding across Russia in the chicken-legged cottage of an evicted witch. With every verst the companions’ leisurely and luxurious trip becomes more fantastic and frightening. What do they want? How far will they go? Will they sabotage the Tsar’s high-speed train?

Will the holy relic bring the peace Russia desperately needs? Can anything? As her world spins off its axis there’s no telling whom Kate should trust, where she might find safety, what ‘facts’ and ‘truths’ can be relied on.

Then come whispers, rumors that her husband lives! He’s recovering in hospital! But that cannot be! She saw his fall as the tower collapsed, his plummet into the rocks and surf below – it’s impossible! He can’t be alive! This is somebody’s cruel joke!

But what if he is? Dougray was always stubborn ….

Notwithstanding the uncertainties, the St. Petersburg show must go on. Russian nobility, the wealthy and the common people alike gather in the capital for the grand spectacle meant to reassure all that order is maintained, the future is bright. Under the Tsar’s loving hand technology and brotherly affection will prevail and Russia will take her rightful place in the modern world at last. Surely these temporary struggles will bring all Russians together, living their faith in the future of Mother Russia — or will subversives use this exhibition for the their most spectacular and deadly plot?

Will the world’s largest continental empire explode in revolutionary fury around Kate, or will those horrors be delayed, perhaps forever? Will the chaos catch up Kate in the ruthless and wild passion of revolution?

As civilization falls apart will Kate end up on her back again?

Some sex, some violence.

The third book in the Reluctant Chrononaut series, hard on the heels of The Wizards’ Duel.

TO FIND A MONSTER

Kate’s host H. G. Wells is intent on presenting his latest acquisition to his friends at dinner; to playwright Oscar Wilde, newspaperman Frank Harris, Professor Aronnax and others. Kate’s carefully scandalous bodice isn’t the only thing on the guests’ minds that evening; Professor Aronnax proposes taking the Nautilus to hunt for the Loch Ness Monster.

The gentlemen are all for the adventure. But what of Kate? Why would she risk such an adventure? What else is there to do? The only people she knows will be leaving her alone in London, and her healing skills might be needed on this expedition — which all agree will court danger. Surely her skill and modern holistic healing knowledge will serve the expedition well!

After a bawdy going-away celebration in a gentlelmen’s club all head off in pursuit of fame and the Loch Ness Monster – including a mysterious stowaway! The Nautilus cruises smoothly and quietly due to Tesla’s modifications and the men while away the passage in study, discussion, cigars, brandy — and trying to seduce Kate. Wells’ advances are easily rebuffed, but what should Kate make of the tall dark Scot commanding her dreams?

The boat is capable, the explorers eager and intelligent, the plan simple, but the Nautilus will be the only craft underwater, and even the most modern aether beams might fail so deep in underwater passages. An adventure would be incomplete without some troubles, the men even look forward to them, but nobody anticipates the bizarre trials awaiting them.

How could they anticipate the malevolent tricksters lurking in the shadows, fired by ancient grudges and ready to launch a fiendish plot! And who guessed that foiling that plot would take them in Tesla’s dirigible to Queen Victoria’s Diamond Jubilee as they unravel a diabolical scheme for avenging ancient wrongs?

When all is said and done, just who or what awaits Kate in Caledonia and beyond in this strange old steampunk world?

To Find A Monster
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SHADOW CHASERS

A once-in-a-lifetime experience! Adventure you’ll never forget! View the solar eclipse in the Wild West! Irresistible – to some.

In 1878 the shadow of the American Eclipse’s s path was forecast to sweep from Alaska southeast across the Rocky Mountains, promising you an enthralling experience guaranteed to strike envy into the hearts of the less adventurous for the rest of your life. But how do adventurers get to the edge of the frontier safely?

Victoria Bearskin of the Wyandotte tribe, although a student in Vassar’s astronomy program, is forbidden to accompany Vassar’s official expedition. Nofina Nolana, an oyster pirate scoundrel from San Francisco drunkenly orders his crew to hijack a boat to Juneau – which boat turns out to be Captain Nemo’s long-lost Nautilus submarine. From New Orleans Lurie and Clark ride paddle steamers up the mighty rivers of America’s heartlands, racing to preserve images of the event with their most-modern equipment.

While all eyes look ahead to their sweet moments in moonshadow they overlook chance encounters with bad men, big animals and birthin’ babies. After all that, what would the shadow chasers be like after their mad gambles?

They find there are no promises in this life, but there are second chances, and new beginnings are born from unexpected experiences.

A stand-alone novelette of 14,000 words by Lindsay Petersen.

Why Steampunk Erotica?

My tales of Kate Thomason were spurred by my discovering this fragment penned by my great, great grandmother Kate – whose name my protagonist shares with her.

“One evening Professor Weston and I labored late, frustrated in our efforts to reproduce cavorite. Weston had made, once again, a weak pun about producing catamites, and in the odd ways of somewhat distracted conversation our talk turned to a kind of Society of Remarkable Fellows of which he’d heard rumors.
He groused about his exclusion, or, rather, his not being invited. He then recited a list of members — from his ready and most thorough recall I surmised he’d been nursing this affront for some time.
I pondered the situation for a moment — I, too, had not been invited, but having been ignorant of the Society’s existence had felt no anguish at my exclusion, or, more likely, at being forgotten entirely. My gender had rendered me all-too-familiar with the slight, and its cause.
As I considered further the ‘luminaries’ in the Society I felt the pain of the outsider yet less. I knew these men, many of them intimately, and not a one did I consider more than passably above-average. Bertie Wells, while an interesting fictionist, was a crusader for a world where he and his fellows would be the one-eyed men ruling the kingdom of the blind. Chief among their perquisites would be the droit de seigneur, the right, even the duty in the eyes of Wells and his circle, to be the true sires of the people of the future.
I loathe the fellow. Most of the others were little better.
Regarded from such perspective my exclusion rankled less and less. Were I to be invited, in fact, I rather doubted I’d join. What would be the point except endless patting and stabbing of your Fellows’ backs while having my own backside squeezed?
But it did set me thinking about the mismatches of personalities and societies that have troubled forward-thinkers through the ages. Considering the awkwardness I sometimes sense in those around me, I realized it has always been thus, and I wondered what would happen if a future Kate Thomason were brought back to Victorian times, perhaps by Wells himself.”

My great-great grandmother Kate Thomason thus became my proxy, of sorts.
And so I vowed to set a tale in her Victorian times whilst endeavoring to remain artfully faithful to actual chronologies. These efforts to remain true to times while also unfettering my imagination produced a curious tension, one which, I believe, benefited the exercise and aroused peculiar perspectives in my own psyche. Many of these were resolved through sex, which has indeed been a prime mover of men and women through history.
Some characters I wanted to include but their time periods, or their actions, didn’t match with my self-imposed chronological constraints. I tried shifting the dates of history slightly to give my story and characters greater integrity, shaving the boundaries separating my fanciful world and history gossamer-thin. Even so, the truth and fantasy would not mesh cleanly.
Then I realized that this is, after all, fiction, and fiction of a sillier sort at that. Thorough avid students of the era may spot anachronisms, others will complain that there are characters created by other authors used here, and there, and there! Worse yet, they’re used inappropriately!
Indulge me, or don’t. Speculative fiction has within its belly huge scientific issues, and most readers swallow them whole; my solecisms are more subtle. Don’t dare to take this as an apology — I never apologize. I feel it is only fair to warn you that this story is not ‘true’ history, and whenever recognizable names are used, I’m clothing real people’s musty skeletons with my fresh vibrant and imagined flesh.

Lindsay Petersen, 2024

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